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Wed Jun 24, 2009, 8:26 PM
Doing this cause no one has been talkin to me cept my boyfriend since sunday so I'm bored as hell kinda.

RULES: Go to google and type in your first name and the phrase.

Copy and paste the first sentence/phrase you get that makes sense.

Tag 3 friends.

Please be mature and use your REAL 1st name.

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Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search:
A: Amanda Needs prayers and the Lord Jesus Christ's guidance and protection. (.... now that scares me)

Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search:
A: Amanda Looks Like she just came off a boat from Easter Island.

Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search:
A: Amanda Says As crazy as it sounds, we lie to make it seem like we're not Little Miss Bitch. (OwO)

Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search:
A: Amanda Wants the flu last week and went bezerk, almost poked her eyes out with boredom and became a better person. (scaaaary indeed.)

Q: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search:
A: Amanda Does it again! (what I do again?)

Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search:
A: Amanda Hates ME. (well Cass, we both hate ME)

Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search:
A: Amanda Asks 'What Would Google Do?'

Q: Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search:
A: Amanda Goes to jail! (shit they finaly caught me!)

Q: Type in "[your name] likes " in Google search:
A: Amanda Likes to eat cheez doodles and junk food, prefers coca-cola to water (can anyone explain that one?)

Q: Type in "[your name] eats " in Google search:
A: Amanda Eats brains and my meat. (I'm a zombie now...)

Q: Type in "[your name] wears " in Google search:
A: Amanda Wears the ampquotgirlish frock of yellowed voile with a blue silk sashampquot that she wore on the day she met her boyfriend. (the F***?)

Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search
A: Amanda Was Arrested For possession of crack, prostitution, a bar fight and her misdemeanors of drinking durring prohibition and for stealing pearls out of a store. (yay prostatution! XD)

  • Mood: Neutral
  • Listening to: Braxdon
  • Reading: Vampires Betrayl

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:iconkorineforever:
I was going to do this but when I type my name google likes to pull up Harmony Korine.

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Be you because you are beautiful
:iconalenimakeko:
XD my boyfriend had worse luck, not a single thing came up for him.

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Not all of life is fair, it just depends on how we let ourselves be controlled by it is. - Olivia Lalee

Base for my avvie by =Coy-Shinigami and =The-GK
:iconkorineforever:
it was good for like the first two then it went to quotes about his movies.

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Be you because you are beautiful
:iconalenimakeko:
I would of hated that.

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Not all of life is fair, it just depends on how we let ourselves be controlled by it is. - Olivia Lalee

Base for my avvie by =Coy-Shinigami and =The-GK

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